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Stranger: MYSPACE ROLEPLAYER?
You: wtf?
Stranger:

Stranger: dont "wtf" me
Stranger: D;
Stranger: fag.
Stranger:

Stranger: ILOVEYOU<3
Stranger: marry me, plz?
You: ok
You: where are you
Stranger: im in russia
Stranger: LMFAOLMFAOLMFAOLMFAO~
You: ok
You: omw
You: wait for me
Stranger: YOU MUST GO THERE NOW
Stranger:

Stranger: kbaby
Stranger: i will,
Stranger: -waits forever
Stranger:

Stranger: where are you?

Stranger: your avoiding me.
Stranger: i thought we had a connection.
Stranger: D;
You: toc toc
You: open the fucking door
You: call the priest
You: i'm ready
Stranger: -opens the door
Stranger: -calls a priest
Stranger: okay he'll be here.
Stranger:

You: yes i want
You: your turn
Stranger: I DO

You: i declare husband and wife
You: now you can kiss
You: this bitch
You: who's the bitch?
Stranger: your the bitch

Stranger: -kisses you
Stranger:

You: ok
You: tatatatata
You: where we go for honey moon?
Stranger: i love you, husband >

Stranger: bahamas
You: ok
You: take plane
You: wooooooo
You: landing
Stranger: xD
You: sgratttt
Stranger: -gets off
You: hot here
Stranger: -goes to hotel
Stranger: -lays on bed
Stranger: ;D
You: -scared about you
You: i 'm virgin
Stranger: you dont want my sex

You: yes
You: but
You: my first time
Stranger: idc

You: be kind
Stranger: yes, love.
You: soft
Stranger: no no, hard.
Stranger:

You: no pls
You: oh fuck
You: it hurt
You: omfg
You: AAAAAA
Stranger: o.o
Stranger: what?!
Stranger: D;
You: i don0t liek have sex
Stranger: fine

Stranger: -gets off bed
You: i want divorce!!!
Stranger: but we just got married,
Stranger:

Stranger: I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME!
Stranger: -cries
Stranger:

You: ok
You: peace
You: another ride on the sex machine?
Stranger: yuhz ;D
You: ok
You: your turn now
You: i'm passive
Stranger:

Stranger: -sexes you
You: groan groan
Stranger: ;DDDD
Stranger: SCREAM MAH NAME~
Stranger:

You: OOOOO
You: your name is
You: TOMMMMM
Stranger: o_O
You: oh fuck
Stranger: your fascinating about men

Stranger: OTHER PEOPLE.
Stranger: you don't like my sex D;
You: maybe tom is the plumber of yesterday
Stranger:

You: wha't your name
Stranger: pheonix
Stranger: ;D
Stranger: NOW SCREAM IT

Stranger: -sexes you still
Stranger: ;D
You: PHEONIXXXX
You: harder
You: harder plsss
You: IMPALE MEEEE
You: i want it more
You: give me moreeee
You: come inside of meeeee
You: yeah yeah
You: have you finished?
You: it's boring if take so long
Stranger: -finishes
You: i can't watch tv
Stranger:

Stranger: ALL DONE

Stranger: and you enjoyed it ;D
Stranger: LMFAOLMFAOLMFAOLMFAO.
Stranger: I love you, husband

<3
Stranger:

You: and now
You: you are the husband?
You: or it's me
Stranger: no no, your the husband D;
You: i miss this
You: ok
You: you are the wife?
Stranger: yuhz ;D
You: and you fuck me?
You: cool
Stranger: lmfaolmfaolmfaolmfaolmfao
Stranger: i had a strap-on ;D
You: yeah
You: and now?
You: what we do
You: next
Stranger: WE ARE OVER

Stranger: -divorces you
Stranger: bye bye
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