Omegle

E' pienissimo di ragazze simpatiche e gentili
Io ho conosciuto un sacco di gente e devo dire che non mi aspettavo una roba simile
chi è la tizia con la maglietta righe e i capelli chiari?
io misà che cenerina l'ho vista da qualche parte umh
Mi ha aggiunto una danese, lesbica misà

[QUOTE]Stranger: asl
You: american sign language
You: your turn
You: GBA
Stranger: ginormous bouncing arabs
You: :D[/QUOTE]

:asd:

siete simpatici
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You: ???
You: asl?
Stranger: I'm here to find a nice sweet girl that's into dirty nasty sex....
You: hey bro you are lucky, i'm your mother!
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Sto parlando con unar agazza metà turca e metà francese della Turchia, e una delle prime domande è stata :

Stranger: ok here's my favorite question for an italian
Stranger: do you like berlusconi?

You: LOL

You: frak, no
Rimorchiata gnugna croata che parlucchia italiano, è pure a portata di mano. :O
Grande omegle.
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You: i'm male
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You: FUCK I TOO STONED TO TOP UP MY MOBILE PHONE
Stranger: LOL
You: I WANNA LIVE IN THE STONE AGE
Stranger: OMG WHY
You: EVERYTHING WILL BE SO SIMPLE
You: UGABUGA UH?
You: UH.
Stranger: UHHHGG KLICK KLUCK
You: AHYA.
Stranger: No id prefer nigga language.
Stranger: WHY ARE YOU STONED?
Stranger: TOO MUCH PARTY?
Stranger: or do you get stoned at home, alone?
You: COZ I SMOKED WET WEED
You: HOME ALONE
Stranger: LOL
You: HAD SEX YESTERDAY
You: WITH A SPANISH GIRL
Stranger: was it good
You: AFTER I PLAYED A GIG WITH MY BAND
You: <3 CAPS
Stranger: whats the name of your band
You: COWARD
You: http://www.myspace.com/cowarduk
You: go spam random click
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: sounds good
You: NO
You: IT SUX
You: BUT ITS GOOD FUN
Stranger: LOL
You: AND THE GIRLZ LOVE YOU IF PLAY IN A BAND
You: hey
Stranger: wat up
You: want some candies? http://ilmanicomio.it/files/577px-Pedobear_17.jpg
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[QUOTE=SciPiøzZø;11685509]You: hey
Stranger: wat up
You: want some candies? http://ilmanicomio.it/files/577px-Pedobear_17.jpg
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Ah ma allora eri tu il ritardato del pedrobear eh?

[QUOTE=Olghe;11684833]Ho pensato: figo, parlo in inglese per un pò..

ma nessuno parla con me per più di 3 secondi perchè non invio foto, perchè sono f (una tipa si è disconnessa, giuro)!!

Pessimo..[/QUOTE]

olghe per curiosità sei di verona?

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Stranger: MYSPACE ROLEPLAYER?
You: wtf?
Stranger:
Stranger: dont "wtf" me
Stranger: D;
Stranger: fag.
Stranger:
Stranger: ILOVEYOU<3
Stranger: marry me, plz?
You: ok
You: where are you
Stranger: im in russia
Stranger: LMFAOLMFAOLMFAOLMFAO~
You: ok
You: omw
You: wait for me
Stranger: YOU MUST GO THERE NOW
Stranger:
Stranger: kbaby
Stranger: i will,
Stranger: -waits forever
Stranger:
Stranger: where are you?
Stranger: your avoiding me.
Stranger: i thought we had a connection.
Stranger: D;
You: toc toc
You: open the fucking door
You: call the priest
You: i'm ready
Stranger: -opens the door
Stranger: -calls a priest
Stranger: okay he'll be here.
Stranger:
You: yes i want
You: your turn
Stranger: I DO
You: i declare husband and wife
You: now you can kiss
You: this bitch
You: who's the bitch?
Stranger: your the bitch
Stranger: -kisses you
Stranger:
You: ok
You: tatatatata
You: where we go for honey moon?
Stranger: i love you, husband >
Stranger: bahamas
You: ok
You: take plane
You: wooooooo
You: landing
Stranger: xD
You: sgratttt
Stranger: -gets off
You: hot here
Stranger: -goes to hotel
Stranger: -lays on bed
Stranger: ;D
You: -scared about you
You: i 'm virgin
Stranger: you dont want my sex
You: yes
You: but
You: my first time
Stranger: idc
You: be kind
Stranger: yes, love.
You: soft
Stranger: no no, hard.
Stranger:
You: no pls
You: oh fuck
You: it hurt
You: omfg
You: AAAAAA
Stranger: o.o
Stranger: what?!
Stranger: D;
You: i don0t liek have sex
Stranger: fine
Stranger: -gets off bed
You: i want divorce!!!
Stranger: but we just got married,
Stranger:
Stranger: I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME!
Stranger: -cries
Stranger:
You: ok
You: peace
You: another ride on the sex machine?
Stranger: yuhz ;D
You: ok
You: your turn now
You: i'm passive
Stranger:
Stranger: -sexes you
You: groan groan
Stranger: ;DDDD
Stranger: SCREAM MAH NAME~
Stranger:
You: OOOOO
You: your name is
You: TOMMMMM
Stranger: o_O
You: oh fuck
Stranger: your fascinating about men
Stranger: OTHER PEOPLE.
Stranger: you don't like my sex D;
You: maybe tom is the plumber of yesterday
Stranger:
You: wha't your name
Stranger: pheonix
Stranger: ;D
Stranger: NOW SCREAM IT
Stranger: -sexes you still
Stranger: ;D
You: PHEONIXXXX
You: harder
You: harder plsss
You: IMPALE MEEEE
You: i want it more
You: give me moreeee
You: come inside of meeeee
You: yeah yeah
You: have you finished?
You: it's boring if take so long
Stranger: -finishes
You: i can't watch tv
Stranger:
Stranger: ALL DONE
Stranger: and you enjoyed it ;D
Stranger: LMFAOLMFAOLMFAOLMFAO.
Stranger: I love you, husband <3
Stranger:
You: and now
You: you are the husband?
You: or it's me
Stranger: no no, your the husband D;
You: i miss this
You: ok
You: you are the wife?
Stranger: yuhz ;D
You: and you fuck me?
You: cool
Stranger: lmfaolmfaolmfaolmfaolmfao
Stranger: i had a strap-on ;D
You: yeah
You: and now?
You: what we do
You: next
Stranger: WE ARE OVER
Stranger: -divorces you
Stranger: bye bye
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You: Hi
Stranger: Hi,asl?
You: gheuryghwuywe
Stranger: What?
You: eurqiwpoeiwrè
Stranger: qewreqwrt
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[QUOTE=Dalm0;11685533]olghe per curiosità sei di verona?[/QUOTE]

No..

bellissima città Verona :tunz:

[QUOTE=·Jigen·;11685510]Ah ma allora eri tu il ritardato del pedrobear eh?[/QUOTE]
:rotfl: