In effetti... Gilmour
In effetti... Gilmour
A leggere certe cose alcuni di voi sembrano veramente sulla soglia del ritardo mentale.
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You: hi, no i'm not asl!
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Come cazzo si fa a costruire qualcosa se alla prima affermazione no-sense
la gente si disconnette?
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Stranger: dc
You: marvel
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mi sa che ho sbagliato qualcosa
Stranger: dc
You: marvel
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mi sa che ho sbagliato qualcosa
You: hi
Stranger: Philip?
You: YES!!!!!!!!!!
You: finally
Stranger: From?
You: Nigeria!
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Eppure ne ero convinto..
Stranger: Philip?
You: YES!!!!!!!!!!
You: finally
Stranger: From?
You: Nigeria!
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Eppure ne ero convinto..
Chi è che ha messo il messaggio automatico?
chi cazzo è il timidone tenerone col quale stavo parlando mo? 
tu chi sei il paparino chiamato in difesa
chi era?
Stranger: hey
You: ai
Stranger: br?
You: wat?
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You: ai
Stranger: br?
You: wat?
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You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: can you lick my pussy please?
Stranger: ofc i can
You: i'm so horny..
Stranger: show me your pussy on cam
You: i don't have any cam..
Stranger: 
You: do you want to have cyber sex here?
Stranger: okay
You: how old are you?
Stranger: 21
Stranger: you?
You: good..
You: i'm 25..
Stranger: from?
You: spain
You: you?
Stranger: turkey
You: cool
You: i suppose that you are a male right?
Stranger: yes i am
You: ok so let's start..
You: what do you like?
Stranger: ok
Stranger: hmm anal and oral
You: hmm you little pig..
You: ;P
Stranger:
You: but slow down a bit..we are still dressed..
You: now i'm gonna make a sexy dance for you..
Stranger: ill need a strptease
You: i'm shakin my booty..do you like it??
Stranger: yeas
Stranger: my vcoc is between them
You: touch it!!
Stranger: ok touching
You: it's soft and warm..
Stranger: squuezing
You: now i'm gonna take off my dress..
You: wow i love when you squeeze it!!
You: do it again please!!
Stranger: ohh squeezing you big boobs
You: yeah..i love that too..lick'em..
You: now slap my ass bad boy!!
Stranger: im suckin nippple
Stranger: biting and sucking it
You: yeahhhhhhh..
You: bite it harder!!
Stranger: i dont want to hurt youy
Stranger:
You: i love to get hurt..
Stranger: keep talking
Stranger: masturbating here
You: ok now i'm gonna rubbin my boobs on your face..
You: i'm going down very slowly..
You: now i want to see your dick..
You: show me your dick please..
Stranger: feel up my dick
Stranger: stroke it
You: wow that's an enormous cock..
You: i'm kissing it..
You: now lickin' your balls..
You: i'm taking off your trousers..
You: now i'm gonna blow you..
You: i love that..
You: it's very hard and warm..
You: i'd like to stick it up my ass..
You: but first i want to see your butt..
You: i love to bite it..
You: wow you have a nice rounded ass..
You: i'm starting to get wet down there..
You: i'm lickin' your anus right now..
You: it's a fantastic sensation..
You: do you like it bad boy??
Stranger: yea
You: should i continue?
Stranger: ejaculate
You: mmh..that's good..
Stranger: d
Stranger: ejaculated
You: no wait..
Stranger: wow
Stranger: ok waiting
You: did you ejaculate?
Stranger: yes i did
You: really??
Stranger: yea
You: well i'm pretty good in a woman role at cyber sex since i'm a man..
Stranger: WTF????
You: haha owned
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pero' mentre scrivevo tra un ghigno e l'altro avevo un po' di ribrezzo..
Ho beccato un Italiano!!
anche se sarebbe stato meglio dirglielo un momento prima dell'eiaculazione
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You: ciao
Stranger: hi
Stranger: how are u,
You: fine u?
Stranger: not bed,I am in school
Stranger: not bad 
You: schools sucks
Stranger: exactly
You: kill everybody
You: columbine 2
Stranger: I do noyt like manson
You: do you like 9/11?
Stranger: I like monroe
Stranger: yeah
You: i accidentally 9/11
Stranger: I do not understanmd what u mean ,
Stranger: I am turkish,
You: accidentally
Stranger: my language skiiils are weak
You: so you accidentally english
Stranger: no no
You: turkish? so also you accidentally 9/11
You: do you like osama bin laden?
Stranger: I kno fahrenheit if you mean that,
Stranger:
You: you are a terrorist?
Stranger: I do not know his purpose
You: that is what you are telling me?
Stranger: exactly
You: do you like europe?
Stranger: I am a sucide bomber
You: accidentally a sucide bomber
You: i understand
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stavo parlando con uno o una, non lo so
del sud africa...alla domanda " what do you study" s'è disconnesso
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You: Ciao raga d cs parlate?
Stranger: what?
You: Hi guys what r u talking about?
Stranger: i dont know
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You: Ciao raga d cs parlate?
Stranger: what?
You: Hi guys what r u talking about?
Stranger: i dont know
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la mia prima chattata:
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