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Stranger: Hi Stranger
You: Stranger
You: u r the stranger
You: I'm "You"
Stranger: No I'm me
You: u r "stranger"
You: so where is ur god now?
Stranger: see it says you in blue
Stranger: every where where is yours
You: ye I see I'm you u r a stranger
You: but
You: wait
You: if I'm you
You: and u are a stranger
You: so I'm a stranger
You: because
Stranger: you are talking to yourself
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Maledetto non mi ha fatto finire di esporre la mia teoria

[QUOTE=missneve;11661679]Connecting to server…

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Stranger: HEY BUDDY

bello eh[/QUOTE]

chi esser tu?
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Stranger: why the questions?
You: for fun.
You: everyone asks the usual "ASL" and I hate it.
You: so I started with different questions.
Stranger: oke i enjoyed them
Stranger: my sister just farted
Stranger: OH NO
Stranger: i have to leave
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You: so
You: is norwaya good palce to visit?
Stranger: No
Stranger: It sucks
Stranger: Go to UK or USA instead.
Stranger: Or maybe the Netherlands
You: maaan you got nice woman XD
You: and mm
You: dunno
You: caribu?
Stranger: What?
You: mm caribu
You: is like a big goat
You: with horn
You: i think they live in norway
You: the santa claus animals
Stranger: aah, yea.
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Stranger: hi
You: hi stranger
Stranger: asl?
You: asl, yes, could be a question. But the real question is: what is the question?
Stranger: how old are you
You: older than you i think
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Boh che gente triste oh
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[QUOTE=KiLL.THiZ!;11661799]Sto chattando con un Alessio di Roma fingendo di fare la tipa..
Però ci sa fare, mi dispiace rovinargli il gioco :([/QUOTE]
fatti un acc msn e continua il gioco li:asd:

[QUOTE=KiLL.THiZ!;11661799]Sto chattando con un Alessio di Roma fingendo di fare la tipa..
Però ci sa fare, mi dispiace rovinargli il gioco :([/QUOTE]

ti sta seducendo.

[QUOTE=TeddyB.;11661806]ti sta seducendo.[/QUOTE]

Già, ci stà riuscendo :look:

@Nebiros: troppo sbatti a quest’ora!

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Stranger: hola
You: hola chicka que pasa
Stranger: not much im pretty bored
Stranger: you?
You: me too
You: I'm just gonna fap myself on goatse i think
Stranger: fap?
Stranger: goatse?
You: yea fap is turkish word to say "drive"
Stranger: oh
You: and goatse is just the main street of my town
You: there is a website about goatse
Stranger: i see
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Questa chat anonima sarà un ottimo strumento per far conoscere il goatse a tutti quei
candidi ragazzini ancora pieni di vita ed allegria.

[QUOTE=-Cilah-;11661773]Connecting to server…
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi stranger
Stranger: asl?
You: asl, yes, could be a question. But the real question is: what is the question?
Stranger: how old are you
You: older than you i think
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Boh che gente triste oh :|[/QUOTE]
invece tu le matte risate è :|

[QUOTE=missneve;11661679]You: 26 M Italy

Stranger: 23 f naples[/QUOTE]

:rotfl:

[QUOTE]Stranger: hi, 16/male/holland. You?
You: 45 anti pedophily agent
You: you are under arrest
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lulz

perchè poi, che avrà mai fatto di male

[QUOTE=Galaahd;11661474]Connecting to server…
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You: hi
Stranger: hello
You: where are you from?
Stranger: from italy
Stranger: i’m male
You: yeah?
Stranger: 18 old
Stranger: =D
You: cool
You: I’m german
You: my name’s kristine :-D
You: I like italy
You: where do you live?
Stranger: yeah its wonderful
Stranger: i live in Milan
You: oh really?
Stranger: =D
Stranger: yeah
You: I’ve been there this summeeeer!
You: great!
You: what’s your name?
Stranger: Luca
You: where do you live in milan??
You: maybe I was near your home
Stranger: near duomo
Stranger: center
You: duomo
You: I was there
You: cool!
You: the world is small ^^
Stranger: eheh maybe you saw me =D
You: maybe ^^
You: what are your hobbies?
Stranger: eheh
Stranger: i play football
Stranger: fly
You: fly O_______O
Stranger: as a private pilot
You: nooooooooo
You: really?
Stranger: yeah
You: a only 18 years old?
You: it’s utterly coool!!!
You: how did you achieve that??
Stranger: so
You: so what
Stranger: i fly
Stranger: with little airplanes
Stranger: like cessna
Stranger: there is a flying school here
You: wooooow
Stranger: and maybe
Stranger: in the future
Stranger: i’ll become an airline pilot =D
You: if I come back in milan can I come with you on a plane?
Stranger: of course
You: anyway I met an italian 5 minutes ago
You: he told he was named targhaan or something similar and said to read the forum NGI
You: do you know it?
Stranger: targann?
Stranger: it’s not italian name
You: tharghan
You: ah ok
You: do you know NGI forum?
Stranger: its a videogames forum
Stranger: or not?
You: don’t know
You: tharghan said there’s this guy which is the most cool in the forum
You: andrewthelord
You: are u theeere?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: then?
You: do you read ngi forum?
Stranger: no i dont
You: MALE DOVRESTI FARLO, LURIDO CAZZONE >
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quanto cazzo sei divertente, no serio sei divertentissimo

[QUOTE=armisael;11661854]quanto cazzo sei divertente, no serio sei divertentissimo[/QUOTE]

ma tu sei mica quello che dovrebbe solo che starsene zitto per caso? :asd:

le nuove generazioni non apprezzano gli artisti di un tempo, io david gilmour lo avrei quantomeno aggiunto su facebook



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You: hi
Stranger: hai
You: where are you from?
Stranger: england, you?
You: me too, my name is david gilmour nice to meet you
Stranger: ooo hai! i'm christina!
You: how old are you christina?
Stranger: I'm 16 I'm afraid u?
Stranger: what about u?
You: im 62, i was a famous artist, maybe you already heard something about my name
Stranger: david gilmour... umm
Stranger: I've heard of the David out of pink floyd?
You: yes i am
Stranger: ohhhhhh
Stranger: I thought you meant artist as in painting.
You: nope chris, im a guitarist, best known for typing as live in gdansk
Stranger: oo nice!
You: ever heard a song of mine?
Stranger: sorry, I've got to run. Parents are calling.
ultima parte del discorso durato 1 ora:

Stranger: problemi?
You: io problemi?
You: mai avuti!
Stranger: si
You:

Stranger: ironia a 200%
You: fai 300
Stranger: eco
Stranger: ecco
Stranger: amore, studio, lettera o testamento?
You: testamento e lettera li escludo
Stranger: e questo restringe il cerchio
You: studio va beh.. solita palla
You: amore non va male ma neanche troppo bene.. comeal solito insomma
Stranger: aspe...ma i problemi allora? spalmati nel quotidiano?
You: pff
You: io trovo problemi ovunque
Stranger: e me dici niente: questo é un talento!
You: eh che bel talentO!!!!
Stranger: beh, ci sono quelli che sanno isolvere i problemi
Stranger: ora
Stranger: tutti loro sarebbero DISOCCUPATI se qualcuno non li creasse, giusto?
Stranger: pensa a quante famiglie sfami
You: ah tu risolvi i problemi?
Stranger: no io sono collega tuo
You: ahh peccato!
You: siamo nella stessa barca insomma
Stranger: che affonda
You: ahah
You: dai adesso devo scappare, vieni a trovarci sul forum di NGI agorà! ciao stèla! Il mio nickname è andrewthelord, ciaoooooo
dev'essere divertentissimo ogni volta tirare in mezzo atl o tharghan
troppo, mica si offende andreuccio dai