[QUOTE=Galaahd;11661359]Ho beccato una finlandese 17enne che si lamentava che il ragazzo l’aveva mollata dopo che stavano assieme da 3 anni ed era disperata ed è saltato fuori che lei non crede nel sesso prima del matrimonio 
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certo che stare 3 anni con una e farti le palle blu deve esser proprio faiga
[QUOTE=Iroel;11661369]certo che stare 3 anni con una e farti le palle blu deve esser proprio faiga[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]You: hello earthlings
Stranger: hey…
You: we took control of your omegle
Stranger: wassup..? eathling
Stranger: earthling
You: this is a service message, we are warning you that your planet is going to be invaded tomorrow
Stranger: ohh…and now wat do u intend to do..?
You: warn your chiefs, you have few hours to prepare your defences
You: AH-AH-AH
Stranger: oh..no.please..dun do dat..
Stranger: i love thid world
Stranger: :))
You: you are harmless in front of the MIGHTY YALL-UMBAB
Stranger: nd i haven’t really seen quite a lot it too..
You: you are going to be purified by his fire if you dont kneel to your new masters and your new Gods
Stranger: hmm…consider this a request
Stranger: :))
You: surrender now before your genes will be wiped out from this galaxy
You: last warning earthlings, that is not a joke
Stranger: ohh…dun do this..
Stranger: we surrender..
Stranger: :)
You: AH-AH-AH
You: stupid and weak earthlings, you are under the YALL-UMBAB empire now!
Stranger: ohhkk..
You: you gonna wash our dishes and suck our balls for the rest of eternity!
Stranger: i’d like to meet ur master now…
Stranger: :))
You: your life will be worthless and without joys, you are CONDEMNED EARTHLINGS
You: AH-AH-AH
Stranger: i’m gonna crush his balls.. :D..once nd for all
Stranger: ha ha ha
You: you cannot dirty earthling, you are not worth even looking at him
You: your race is inferior, and thus you can only suck our balls and wash our dishes
You: start now.
You: UNZIPPPPPPP
Stranger: ohhh…maybe..he;s not even worth luking at den
You: OuO
Stranger: go suck ur masters balls..
You: THOSE WILL BE THE LAST THING YOUR SPECE WILL EVER SE
Stranger: u fucktard…[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=greendevil;11661579][/size]
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devl c’eravamo beccati anche noi qualche mese fa vero?
durante un raid:look:
[QUOTE=n3b1r0s;11661583]devl c’eravamo beccati anche noi qualche mese fa vero?
durante un raid:look:[/QUOTE]
Oh yes
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: ciao
Stranger: hey
You: dimmi
Stranger: u speak english?
You: yes
Stranger: cool
Stranger: were u from?
You: spain
Stranger: nice
Stranger: sorry i don't speak spanish
You: i'm a girl
You: i can spech little englis
You:
You: are you a male?
Stranger: i am indeed
You: nice
Stranger: were abouts in spain are you from
You: the lower part
You: catalunia
You: do you understand?
Stranger: never heard of it but i know spain very little
You: do you like spanish girl?
Stranger: doesn't make a difference what nationality
You: do you come from?
Stranger: i come from england
You: i like england
Stranger: makes one of us then
You: but a lot of rain
You:
Stranger: thats true
Stranger: its been really hot this week
Stranger: we are having an early summer
You: in spain we call summer antani
Stranger: ah
Stranger: i should of paid more attention in my spanish classes
You:
You: if you want to make a girl love you
You: you have to say
You: supercazzola brematurata
You: it's a nice way to call girls
You: do you have msn?
Stranger: i do
You: want to add me? i got webcameras
Stranger: i don't have a webcam tho
You: it's ok but do you have a pictures?
Stranger: not on this laptop
You: ok
You: do you want my contacto?
Stranger: depends
Stranger: how old?
You: 17 years old
Stranger: good
Stranger: not younger than me
Stranger: ha
You:
You: [email protected] if you add me on msn we can chat ok?
Stranger: ok
You: bye chico
Stranger: cya
You: what cya mean?
Stranger: its an english slang word for see you later
You: ok
You:
You: bye
[QUOTE=Diox;11660849]Connecting to server…
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: OH OUI GREG IL LA SORT!
You: lol
You: french
You: :
Stranger: yep
Stranger: you?
You: ahahah i’m italian
Stranger: vaffanculo
You: do you remember what happened in berlin?
Stranger: materazzi in jail
Stranger: if i see him i kill him
You: POOOOOOOO POOOOOO POOOOOOO POOOOOOO POOOOOOO POOOOOOOOO POOOOOOOOOO
You: go suck baguettes[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Mille;11660936]Connecting to server…
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: ping
Stranger: pong
You: ping
Stranger: pong
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Cazzo il terzo pacchetto non è arrivato[/QUOTE]
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: ciao
Stranger: hi
You: como estas?
Stranger: do you speak english
Stranger: ?
You: yes but not much
Stranger: male or female?
You: female
You: from spain
Stranger: nice to meet you lady (:
Stranger: how old are you?
You: i'm 17 yo
You: you?
Stranger: 18
Stranger: What kind of music do you listen
You: i like madonna
You: and spanish music
Stranger: (:
You: do you want to learn some spanish world?
Stranger: yes be fantastic (:
You: what do you want to learn?
Stranger: i want learn some spanish from you
Stranger: you so beatiful
You: graciaz
You:
You: :*
You: if you want to say: you are so beautiful
You: say: bella patonza zozza
Stranger: you "bella patonza zozza" (:
Stranger: realy
You: yes
You: if you want to tell me that you love me
You: in a poetic way
You: you can try with: antani mucho
You: 
You: like iglesias song
Stranger: can i see you? (:
You: where?
You: i have only msn and webcameras
Stranger: okay
You: can i have your msn indiricio?
Stranger: *********@hotmail.com its me
You: mine is [email protected]
You: see you on msn pisellino moscio
You: ok?
Stranger: ok
You have disconnected.
[QUOTE=-Colossus-;11661653]You: Hello.
Stranger: hello
You: what’s up?
Stranger: the sky[/QUOTE]
Splendida