[QUOTE=Azarus;11660469]Ho parlato per un po’ con un cinese della censura su Falun Gong, Tibet, 4 giugno e mi ha detto di non averne mai sentito parlare prima. Gli ho passato qualche link di privoxy, torbutton e cose del genere per vedere qualche link oltre il great chinese wall… spero di non averlo messo nei guai
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magari viveva una vita felice e tu gli hai ficcato in gola la pillola rossa, bravo :(
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[QUOTE=sp4rd4;11660653]cmq le jailbait finniche escono dalle fottute pareti[/QUOTE]
io ho trovato una finnica non jailbait che mi ha aggiunto su fb e continua a dire che sono carino…due pagine indietro trovi pics.
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[QUOTE=Mr.Pain;11660864]io ho trovato una finnica non jailbait che mi ha aggiunto su fb e continua a dire che sono carino…due pagine indietro trovi pics.[/QUOTE]


Stranger: HI! My name is Andy Moore and welcome to The Greatest Australian Alive Awards!
You: Hi Andy I am Johnny Knoxville, Welcome to Jackass!
Stranger: Through several painstaking voting processes our voters have decided who gets this prestigious award!
Stranger: Let's have a look at the nominees, shall we?
You: That's gross Andy but not as Gross as what I will make for you in a couple of seconds
You: sure Andy, let's see!
Stranger: The nominees are:
1) Russel Crowe
2) Baz Luhrmann
3) Josef Fritzl
aaaaand of course,
4) The Joker!
Stranger: Before we announce the winner, we will ask the audience who they think will win.
Stranger: What's the verdict, Johnny?
You: It's Baz Luhrmann for sure
You: for the fact I have no idea of who is this guy
You: and he deserves to win something in his life
Stranger: The audience decided Baz Luhrmann, the director of the motion picture Romeo and Juliet from 1995
Stranger: Not a bad choice, let's see if the audience are correct...
Stranger: *opens envelope*
You:
pen his mouth:You: :he breathes:
Stranger: AND THE WINNER IIIIIIS....
Drumroll please!
You: :he farts:
You: :loudly:
Stranger: THE GAME!
Stranger: What?
You: I HAVE JUST LOST IT!
You: Whooo oooooo
Stranger: Who has made our annual award show into a mere sham?
Stranger: This is outrageous
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[QUOTE=·Jigen·;11660983]Ma cosa cazzo ![]()
Stranger: HI! My name is Andy Moore and welcome to The Greatest Australian Alive Awards!
You: Hi Andy I am Johnny Knoxville, Welcome to Jackass!
Stranger: Through several painstaking voting processes our voters have decided who gets this prestigious award!
Stranger: Let’s have a look at the nominees, shall we?
You: That’s gross Andy but not as Gross as what I will make for you in a couple of seconds
You: sure Andy, let’s see!
Stranger: The nominees are:
- Russel Crowe
- Baz Luhrmann
- Josef Fritzl
aaaaand of course, - The Joker!
Stranger: Before we announce the winner, we will ask the audience who they think will win.
Stranger: What’s the verdict, Johnny?
You: It’s Baz Luhrmann for sure
You: for the fact I have no idea of who is this guy
You: and he deserves to win something in his life
Stranger: The audience decided Baz Luhrmann, the director of the motion picture Romeo and Juliet from 1995
Stranger: Not a bad choice, let’s see if the audience are correct…
Stranger: opens envelope
You: :open his mouth:
You: :he breathes:
Stranger: AND THE WINNER IIIIIIS…
Drumroll please!
You: :he farts:
You: :loudly:
Stranger: THE GAME!
Stranger: What?
You: I HAVE JUST LOST IT!
You: Whooo oooooo
Stranger: Who has made our annual award show into a mere sham?
Stranger: This is outrageous
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE]
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la mia risposta e' stata "just have sex with him
"
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la mia risposta e’ stata “just have sex with him:smoking:”[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Diox;11660826]ho beccato fizban
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Ciao :D
[QUOTE=V1D0X;11661198]io ho beccato una cheerleader canadese carina che mi ha addato su facebook e che, in quanto io maschio, mi ha chiesto consigli su come riprendersi il suo ex ![]()
la mia risposta e’ stata “just have sex with him:smoking:”[/QUOTE]
pics?
[QUOTE=V1D0X;11661198]io ho beccato una cheerleader canadese carina che mi ha addato su facebook e che, in quanto io maschio, mi ha chiesto consigli su come riprendersi il suo ex ![]()
la mia risposta e’ stata “just have sex with ME
”[/QUOTE]
fixed ![]()
io: NGI
Stranger: quit.
GG a chi era