son riuscito a trovare un omonimo e cagliaritano
magari viveva una vita felice e tu gli hai ficcato in gola la pillola rossa, bravo
ho beccato fizban
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You: french
You: :\
Stranger: yep
Stranger: you?
You: ahahah i'm italian
Stranger: vaffanculo
You: do you remember what happened in berlin?
Stranger: materazzi in jail
Stranger: if i see him i kill him
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Stranger: you?
You: ahahah i'm italian
Stranger: vaffanculo
You: do you remember what happened in berlin?
Stranger: materazzi in jail
Stranger: if i see him i kill him
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You: go suck baguettes
sono entrato e poi mi sono ricordato che non me ne frega niente di parlare con delle persone.
io ho trovato una finnica non jailbait che mi ha aggiunto su fb e continua a dire che sono carino...due pagine indietro trovi pics.
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googlatevi le conversazioni, magari si trova il post dello straniero su qualche altro forum 
Ma cosa cazzo
Stranger: HI! My name is Andy Moore and welcome to The Greatest Australian Alive Awards!
You: Hi Andy I am Johnny Knoxville, Welcome to Jackass!
Stranger: Through several painstaking voting processes our voters have decided who gets this prestigious award!
Stranger: Let's have a look at the nominees, shall we?
You: That's gross Andy but not as Gross as what I will make for you in a couple of seconds
You: sure Andy, let's see!
Stranger: The nominees are:
1) Russel Crowe
2) Baz Luhrmann
3) Josef Fritzl
aaaaand of course,
4) The Joker!
Stranger: Before we announce the winner, we will ask the audience who they think will win.
Stranger: What's the verdict, Johnny?
You: It's Baz Luhrmann for sure
You: for the fact I have no idea of who is this guy
You: and he deserves to win something in his life
Stranger: The audience decided Baz Luhrmann, the director of the motion picture Romeo and Juliet from 1995
Stranger: Not a bad choice, let's see if the audience are correct...
Stranger: *opens envelope*
You:
pen his mouth:
You: :he breathes:
Stranger: AND THE WINNER IIIIIIS....
Drumroll please!
You: :he farts:
You: :loudly:
Stranger: THE GAME!
Stranger: What?
You: I HAVE JUST LOST IT!
You: Whooo oooooo
Stranger: Who has made our annual award show into a mere sham?
Stranger: This is outrageous
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Stranger: HI! My name is Andy Moore and welcome to The Greatest Australian Alive Awards!
You: Hi Andy I am Johnny Knoxville, Welcome to Jackass!
Stranger: Through several painstaking voting processes our voters have decided who gets this prestigious award!
Stranger: Let's have a look at the nominees, shall we?
You: That's gross Andy but not as Gross as what I will make for you in a couple of seconds
You: sure Andy, let's see!
Stranger: The nominees are:
1) Russel Crowe
2) Baz Luhrmann
3) Josef Fritzl
aaaaand of course,
4) The Joker!
Stranger: Before we announce the winner, we will ask the audience who they think will win.
Stranger: What's the verdict, Johnny?
You: It's Baz Luhrmann for sure
You: for the fact I have no idea of who is this guy
You: and he deserves to win something in his life
Stranger: The audience decided Baz Luhrmann, the director of the motion picture Romeo and Juliet from 1995
Stranger: Not a bad choice, let's see if the audience are correct...
Stranger: *opens envelope*
You:
pen his mouth:You: :he breathes:
Stranger: AND THE WINNER IIIIIIS....
Drumroll please!
You: :he farts:
You: :loudly:
Stranger: THE GAME!
Stranger: What?
You: I HAVE JUST LOST IT!
You: Whooo oooooo
Stranger: Who has made our annual award show into a mere sham?
Stranger: This is outrageous
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Dio santissimo
io ho beccato una cheerleader canadese carina che mi ha addato su facebook e che, in quanto io maschio, mi ha chiesto consigli su come riprendersi il suo ex
la mia risposta e' stata "just have sex with him
"
la mia risposta e' stata "just have sex with him
"
Ciao
ahahahahahah ecco n'altro beccato
pics?
fixed
Stranger: 19 m italy
io: NGI
Stranger: quit.
GG a chi era
io: NGI
Stranger: quit.
GG a chi era
Ho beccato una finlandese 17enne che si lamentava che il ragazzo l'aveva mollata dopo che stavano assieme da 3 anni ed era disperata ed è saltato fuori che lei non crede nel sesso prima del matrimonio