[QUOTE=Dodio;11686590]ahaha un mio amico ha beccato Galaahd[/QUOTE]
che culo!
You: yeah
You: what are the 5 best things in italy?
Stranger: ok if you ask that way:
Stranger: pizza
Stranger: icecream
Stranger: ok now its gettin hard....
Stranger: the girls?
You: yeah
Stranger: you help me?
You: was a personal question
You: you can answer what u like
Stranger: the weather!!
You: true
You: the baddest?
Stranger: berlusconi?!
AHAHAHAH
Stranger: Hello, this is God speaking. You have one question, what do you want to ask?
You: mmmh it's hard god...
Stranger: I know, but take you time my friend
You: jesus it's really existed?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: that was your question?
You: no
Stranger: ah oke
You: it was a joke
Stranger: well, then ask your question
You: berlusconi gonna die?
Stranger: yes, very soon
You: YEAH
You: i thank you god
Stranger: dont thank me, thank the murderer
opporca
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You: the baddest?[/QUOTE]

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[/QUOTE] merda :| orrore da dilettante martellate nei coglioni nau :| come ho fatto?


[QUOTE=Dodio;11686696]You: ciao
Stranger: Hello, this is God speaking. You have one question, what do you want to ask?
You: mmmh it’s hard god…
Stranger: I know, but take you time my friend
You: jesus it’s really existed?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: that was your question?
You: no
Stranger: ah oke
You: it was a joke
Stranger: well, then ask your question
You: berlusconi gonna die?
Stranger: yes, very soon
You: YEAH
You: i thank you god
Stranger: dont thank me, thank the murderer
opporca
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[QUOTE=Peacemaker;11656251]Stranger: hi
You: hi there
Stranger: asl
You: asd
finita così la mia prima chattata
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asl
asd
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You: ciao bella!
Stranger:

Stranger: ciao bello
You: come va?
Stranger: I'm not itallian, sorry.
You: so sad
Stranger: :/
You: m or f?
Stranger: Female.
Stranger: You?
You: me too
Stranger: Cool 
You: I'm lesbian
Stranger: I'm not
You: It took years to admit it to myself.. but .. it's so easy to say it online
You: it's.. a rational feeling
Stranger: Yeah, I'm glad you can admit it.
You: I mean.. pussy is wonderful
Stranger: Is it?
You: It tastes like.. strawberry!
Stranger: Lol,
You: do you like strawberry?
Stranger: I guess
You: so you'll love my pussy
Stranger: Lol, I think I'll pass though. I'm straight.
You: I see..
You: are you cutie?
Stranger: Umm...I don't know.
Stranger: Maybe
You: I really wish to see you
Stranger: Well, I don't have facebook or anything.
You: you make me feel sad 
Stranger: Sorry.
You: I just broke up with my gf
Stranger: Aw, so sad.
You: she was so slutty
Stranger: Well, breaking up was probably the best.
You: and now she's gone away.. I begged her .. please don't go.. then now she left me here.. I'm broken.. I'm broken
Stranger: Why did you break up with her then?
You: She dismissed me for a guy..
You: I think she realized that she were straight
Stranger: Sorry... That must have been sad.
You: expecially when you realize that you're in love with her..
You: and.. you can't go further without her.. you can't .. believe me .. it breaks your heart
Stranger: Yeah, I know.
You: sorry, didn't mean to bore you
Stranger: No, I meant I know what it feels like.
You: seriously.. are you a female?
Stranger: Yes.
You: I am not
You: Did you like my story?
Stranger: I didn't think you was telling the truth.
You: hey
You: what's up?
Stranger: not much
You: from?
Stranger: usa
Stranger: and you?
You: italy
Stranger: cool
Stranger: male or female?
You: male, you?
Stranger: not cool
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: hello
You: hi
Stranger: I'm a psychology student, do you mnd if i do a questionnaire on you for my dissetation?
You: hmm sure why not but you have to win a logical quiz first
You: and then i'll answer anything you like
Stranger: okay
You: great!
You: okay i'll show you 2 patterns
You: something like pattern1 -> number it means and pattern2 -> you don't know which number it means
You: each time, any pattern can have different meanings
You: such as, examples:
You: if ##OOO means 5 , what does #O### means ? (answer is 2)
You: okay ?
Stranger: of course
You: graeat!
You: if #O##O means 1 , what does ##OOO means ?
Stranger: this is obvious
Stranger: it means fuck you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
ah questi giovani che non capiscono le citazioni colte
You: hi
You: whats your job
Stranger: i have a degree in journalism, you?
You: i waste my life making idiot work, playing in band and boxing
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
gente snob
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hello!
You: where are you from
Stranger: north carolina you?
You: Italy
You: Northern Italy
Your conversational partner has disconnected.