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ahaha un mio amico ha beccato Galaahd
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[QUOTE=Dodio;11686590]ahaha un mio amico ha beccato Galaahd[/QUOTE]

che culo!

Stranger: oh you're from italy, right?

You: yeah

You: what are the 5 best things in italy?

Stranger: ok if you ask that way:

Stranger: pizza

Stranger: icecream

Stranger: ok now its gettin hard....

Stranger: the girls?

You: yeah

Stranger: you help me?

You: was a personal question

You: you can answer what u like

Stranger: the weather!!

You: true

You: the baddest?

Stranger: berlusconi?!



AHAHAHAH
You: ciao

Stranger: Hello, this is God speaking. You have one question, what do you want to ask?

You: mmmh it's hard god...

Stranger: I know, but take you time my friend

You: jesus it's really existed?

Stranger: yes

Stranger: that was your question?

You: no

Stranger: ah oke

You: it was a joke

Stranger: well, then ask your question

You: berlusconi gonna die?

Stranger: yes, very soon

You: YEAH

You: i thank you god

Stranger: dont thank me, thank the murderer


opporca

[QUOTE=Dodio;11686635]

You: the baddest?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Doriän;11686750][/QUOTE] merda :| orrore da dilettante martellate nei coglioni nau :| come ho fatto?

the baddest
THe baddest
probabilmente se non l'avesse detto non l'avreste notato, comunque la smerdata me la merito per un errore del genere

[QUOTE=Dodio;11686696]You: ciao
Stranger: Hello, this is God speaking. You have one question, what do you want to ask?
You: mmmh it’s hard god…
Stranger: I know, but take you time my friend
You: jesus it’s really existed?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: that was your question?
You: no
Stranger: ah oke
You: it was a joke
Stranger: well, then ask your question
You: berlusconi gonna die?
Stranger: yes, very soon
You: YEAH
You: i thank you god
Stranger: dont thank me, thank the murderer
opporca :rotfl:[/QUOTE]
:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

[QUOTE=Peacemaker;11656251]Stranger: hi
You: hi there
Stranger: asl
You: asd

finita così la mia prima chattata :asd:[/QUOTE]
asl
asd

:asd:

Stranger: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

You: ciao bella!

Stranger:

Stranger: ciao bello

You: come va?

Stranger: I'm not itallian, sorry.

You: so sad

Stranger: :/


You: m or f?

Stranger: Female.

Stranger: You?

You: me too

Stranger: Cool

You: I'm lesbian

Stranger: I'm not

You: It took years to admit it to myself.. but .. it's so easy to say it online

You: it's.. a rational feeling

Stranger: Yeah, I'm glad you can admit it.

You: I mean.. pussy is wonderful

Stranger: Is it?

You: It tastes like.. strawberry!

Stranger: Lol,

You: do you like strawberry?

Stranger: I guess

You: so you'll love my pussy

Stranger: Lol, I think I'll pass though. I'm straight.

You: I see..

You: are you cutie?

Stranger: Umm...I don't know.

Stranger: Maybe

You: I really wish to see you

Stranger: Well, I don't have facebook or anything.

You: you make me feel sad

Stranger: Sorry.

You: I just broke up with my gf

Stranger: Aw, so sad.

You: she was so slutty

Stranger: Well, breaking up was probably the best.

You: and now she's gone away.. I begged her .. please don't go.. then now she left me here.. I'm broken.. I'm broken

Stranger: Why did you break up with her then?

You: She dismissed me for a guy..

You: I think she realized that she were straight

Stranger: Sorry... That must have been sad.

You: expecially when you realize that you're in love with her..

You: and.. you can't go further without her.. you can't .. believe me .. it breaks your heart

Stranger: Yeah, I know.

You: sorry, didn't mean to bore you

Stranger: No, I meant I know what it feels like.

You: seriously.. are you a female?

Stranger: Yes.

You: I am not

You: Did you like my story?

Stranger: I didn't think you was telling the truth.



the baddest?
Stranger: hello there
You: hey
You: what's up?
Stranger: not much
You: from?
Stranger: usa
Stranger: and you?
You: italy
Stranger: cool
Stranger: male or female?
You: male, you?
Stranger: not cool
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: hi
Stranger: I'm a psychology student, do you mnd if i do a questionnaire on you for my dissetation?
You: hmm sure why not but you have to win a logical quiz first
You: and then i'll answer anything you like
Stranger: okay
You: great!
You: okay i'll show you 2 patterns
You: something like pattern1 -> number it means and pattern2 -> you don't know which number it means
You: each time, any pattern can have different meanings
You: such as, examples:
You: if ##OOO means 5 , what does #O### means ? (answer is 2)
You: okay ?
Stranger: of course
You: graeat!
You: if #O##O means 1 , what does ##OOO means ?
Stranger: this is obvious
Stranger: it means fuck you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


ah questi giovani che non capiscono le citazioni colte
Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: whats your job
Stranger: i have a degree in journalism, you?
You: i waste my life making idiot work, playing in band and boxing
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

gente snob
Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

Stranger: hello!

You: where are you from

Stranger: north carolina you?

You: Italy

You: Northern Italy

Your conversational partner has disconnected.