[QUOTE=Fraggatore;11676033]Stranger: i know a little italian. but mostly bad words :s
You: lol tell me which ones
Stranger: well…
Stranger: mi sento un po pazzo mi prendo in mano il cazzo e mi sparo un bel segone in terrazzo
Stranger: is that right? :D
You: AHAHAHHAHAHAH
Stranger: and… sono preda del raptus anale guarda che cazzo sto a fa
Stranger: i met some italians last sumemr
Stranger: *summer[/QUOTE]
Ma è Raptus Anale dei Prophilax 
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You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: What is your grandmother's first name?
You: maybe i know her
Stranger: which one?
You: both
Stranger: tom and harry
You: i don't know
You: sorry
Stranger: whats urs?
You: i've must be misunderstandood
You: michela e giuseppa
You: do you know them?
Stranger: i do i do
You: great!
You: i think i've saw you in their last movie
Stranger: michela is a good friend of mine
Stranger: tell her i say hello
You: they take one guy and they punch him
You: then they start doing anal sex with a strap-on on him
You: did you suffered?
Stranger: nah, i loved every minute of it
You: i know
You: they're marvelous
Stranger: they need a bigger dildo next time
You: yes
Stranger: and it needs to be black
You: i hope to know your grandmothers too
You: one of these days
You: you know
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You: hey
Stranger: will you be my friend?
You: this is possible
Stranger: what must i do?
You: give me a present
Stranger: what would you like
You: happiness
Stranger:
You: where are you from
Stranger: a bad bad place
You: where you from?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: japan
You: i'm from italy
Stranger: oh
Stranger: did you hurt in the war?
Stranger: age?
You: 23
Stranger: boy or girl?
You: boy
You: you?
Stranger: do u have girl friend?
You: no
Stranger: why?
Stranger: you are old enough
[QUOTE=Ñagasн;11676365]You: hi
You: where you from?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: japan
You: i’m from italy
Stranger: oh
Stranger: did you hurt in the war?
Stranger: age?
You: 23
Stranger: boy or girl?
You: boy
You: you?
Stranger: do u have girl friend?
You: no
Stranger: why?
Stranger: you are old enough[/QUOTE]
ownage
You: hello
Stranger: asl?
You: osl?
Stranger: 15 m USA
You: 98 H URSS
You: i WIN!!!
Stranger: ...communist...
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goatse powah
[QUOTE=Fraggatore;11676033]Stranger: i know a little italian. but mostly bad words :s
You: lol tell me which ones
Stranger: well…
Stranger: mi sento un po pazzo mi prendo in mano il cazzo e mi sparo un bel segone in terrazzo
Stranger: is that right? :D
You: AHAHAHHAHAHAH
Stranger: and… sono preda del raptus anale guarda che cazzo sto a fa
Stranger: i met some italians last sumemr
Stranger: *summer[/QUOTE]
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You: hi
Stranger: HI8
Stranger: Im going to the toilet
Stranger: wait for me
You: have fun
You: :D
You: and good luch
You: do all!
Stranger: tthank you… :)
Stranger: but wait i will explain you the complete story
Stranger: Im comming back[/quote]
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You: … silence …
Stranger: hi
Stranger: awkwarddddd…
You: d
Stranger: uhhhhhhhh
You: :)^?d
Stranger: hummmmmmm
Stranger: :)
You: dummmmm de duuum
You: ra al la la -la
Stranger: eyes roling over
You: posto?
You: wrustel?
You: do you like wrustel?
Stranger: whats a wrustel?
You: not wrustel you mean
You: normal wrustel
You: german one
You: hot-dog
Stranger: i still dont know what a wrustel is
Stranger: no… i like the bun thooo..
You: benikiollo
Stranger: benikiollo?
You: it’s a name that god have given to an angel
You: angel benikiollo
Stranger: ja i see
Stranger: im a man by the way.
You: reallyy??
Stranger: yes.
You: there are still man on earth?
You: i’m an angel
Stranger: realy.
Stranger: what do angels look like
You: oh
You: a great light at human eye
You: great bluuuue light
Stranger: realy
Stranger: are they women or men?
You: both, i think
You: btw they don’t need sex
Stranger: and what kind of angel are you?
Stranger: no… they dont need to… but i would like to know what heaven is like
You: ooh, friend, it’s not a problem for us
You: sex is not so important
You: we are creatures of god
You: i like flowers
Stranger: :)
Stranger: we are creatures alright.
Stranger: what do you do in germany?
You: germany? i’m not from germany
You: i was talking about a german wrustel
You: or wurstel i don’t even know how to write it
Stranger: so where are you from?
You: Nadakumbinulandia
You: you know, a little beautiful place
You: near to heaven
You: :)
You: stranger…
You: i give you all my blessing
Stranger: lol
You: and the blessings of the stars in the sky
Stranger: you are my sun and moon.
Stranger: my angel
Stranger: from affar
Stranger: you say angels give light.
Stranger: maby you can guide me.
Stranger: to where.
Stranger: tell me!
Stranger: tell me!
Stranger: tell me!
You: dear stranger
You: you are a little human, and long is your road to knoledge
You: but
You: you have to stay calm
You: and be patient
You: go to bed, and tomorrow you’ll feel better, and hear all my blessing
You: s
Stranger: what will knowledge will i find? can i learn love.
Stranger: can i learn life?
Stranger: where will i be?
Stranger: or do i stay here… with you…
Stranger: and you teach me what is to come
You: …patient
You: … patient my friend
You: now
You: go to bathroom and shove your hands with water
You: feel the water on your skin
You: and you’ll see my message
Stranger: and so i did. and i close my eyes
Stranger: from water i see life. now. a moment. living life.
Stranger: do i ruin a moment that ive been looking for all my life?
You: oh no!
You: don’t be paranoic! SHIT!
You: … calm …
You: ooooooooooooooooooooooohmmmmmmm, meditation
You: but, now, stranger, haeven’s duty calls me
Stranger: it calls me to you
You: i’ve a last important thing to say
Stranger: but existence will never end.
You: the name of your ribirth life wil be Angurman-Al Zsolomi
You: never use again the name you had till now
Stranger: what does it mean?
You: …farewell stranger, it’s time
Stranger: ok bye
You: asklum on-trambahll[/QUOTE]
ok, il mio inglese non è il massimo ma… quello ci ha veramente creduto secondo me!
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Stranger: hi,
You: heilà
Stranger: u f and m?
You: yeah, both
You: lol
You: f OR m
You: noop
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You: HI :d
You: do you know something about Berlusconi ?
Stranger: noooo
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You: hi
Stranger: Agent 46?
Stranger: is that you?
You: yes man
Stranger: i have to be sure
You: what's my mission now ?
Stranger: and it is Sir! not yes man
Stranger: damn hippies
You: excuse me Sir
Stranger: i told them not to recruit in California
You: actually , there was a woman before
Stranger: here?
Stranger: impossible!
You: holy crap !
You: a fucking spy
You: ALERT ALL UNITS
Stranger: so what is the password?
You: damn hippies
Stranger: wrong
Stranger: one more chance
You: California sux
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You: hi :I
Stranger: give me something to fap to
You: ?
You: actually
You: im not very attractive
You: ç_ç
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le tag
[QUOTE]You: hi stranger…
Stranger: hi there..
Stranger: u r a girl?
You: I AM ZORN THE NEPTUNIAN
Stranger: where is it… never heard b4
Stranger: im from china
Stranger: Wuhan. in the very middle
Stranger: im a boy…20
You: neptune is ~29 A.U. from China
You: in the outer zone of Solar System.
Stranger: wow…
Stranger: u r a alien?
Stranger: u r famale?
You: Our mating rituals would destroy you, earthling.
You: They are based on methane explosions.
You: moreover we shift gender every 2 terrestrian months.
Stranger: wow… i can’t read those words
Stranger: im curious about how can u fuck
Stranger: u don’t fuck? do u?
Stranger: u r a girl?
You: BE respectful, puny human
Stranger: oooops…
You: or you’ll feel the wrath of my kin!
You: See, we are doing some probes…
Stranger: wow… really
Stranger: i hope so
Stranger: can u give me some
Stranger: i really wanna join u
Stranger: may i? please…
Stranger: im so small
Stranger: i wanna to be very strong …like u
You: Not that kind of probes, you interplanetary pervert.
You: Probe as in tests.
Stranger: well… see u then[/QUOTE]
Uff…
[QUOTE=Enan;11656582]lol io appena vedo minorenni mi disconnetto. non mi fido di sto coso[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=lampo(ita);11684656]paura eh [/QUOTE]
un poliziotto tra i 4:look:
EDIT:Aò…la giornalista è na gnoccona!!!Io mi sarei fermato uguale