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Comincio bene
Bello. Mi piace l'idea.
Almeno posso skillarmi un po' in inglese!
io ho conosciuto na cinese
You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: wanna make me horny?
Stranger: im dying to orgasm
You: sure dude
Stranger: im a girl
You: how can I help you?
You: nice
Stranger: just get me hot
You: you can do a nice goatse
You: so I can put my forehead in your anus
You: do you wanna try? ;D
Stranger: yeah sure
You: nice
You: this makes me smile
You: ;°D <--- the smile on my face right now
Stranger: cool
Stranger: do u like doing stuff anal then
You: sure
You: because i have a very large forehead
Stranger: cool

E ci sto ancora parlando


Ci sto chattando ora, una infermiera per caso?

Cristo santo Hire
Ma son tutti cinesi su quella chat ?
Prima o poi beccherò qualcuno di NGI
You: hi
Stranger: i love your herpes






Chi è il genio?
Stranger: whats ur age?
Stranger: im going to fuck myself to porn in a min on my sofa and orgasm all over my fingers
You: 22
You: sadly
You: i want to be 13 years old
You: ;DD
Stranger: im 23
Stranger: im getting on the sofa
You: too old ;D
Stranger: off come my panties
Stranger: im wet just at the thought
You: i am jack off my penis
You: for hours and hours
Stranger: mmmmmmmm
Stranger: im hot
Stranger: putting porno on now
You: you can do some photos
You: with some dead dogs near your vagina
Stranger: god the girl on this porno is so fucking hot
You: it makes your mastubartion more macabre and grotesque

beccato tre ragazze di rotterdam davvero carine
è da mezz'ora che parlo con un cinese nerd , è un grande
Siete dei morti di figa. Se non esisteste le donne non se la tirerebbero così tanto. Crepate, grazie.
Sto avendo i più divertenti 10 minuti della mia vita

Stranger: hey u asshole
You: no.. last time i checked you were the asshole
You: so was your gay boyfriend
Stranger: hi
You: ;D
Stranger: :P
You: ;DD
Stranger: :PP
You: ;DDD
Stranger: :PPP
You: ;DDDD
Stranger: :PPPP
You: ;DDDDD
Stranger: :PPPPP
You: ;DDDDDD
Stranger: :PPPPPP
You: ;DDDDDDD
Stranger: :PPPPPPP
You: ;DDDDDDDD
Stranger: :PPPPPPPPP
Stranger: i win bitch
You: argh
You: you win man
you win man ahahahah


ma porca troia


asteriscone gigante in 100000x100000



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You: hi
Stranger: come on.... lets get those tits on cam
You: i can show my cock ahahahah
Stranger: no thanks mate.. not what i'm after P
You: ahuahuahuahauahu


You: hi
Stranger: hi?
Stranger: asl
You: i will be all that you want
Stranger: ?
Stranger: you first
You: i say
You: i will be all that you want
Stranger: age ? sex? location?
You: I SAY
Stranger: what?
You: i will be all that you want
Stranger: what you mean?
You: do you want a man? i will be a man
You: do you want a girl? i will be a girl
You: do you want a child? 4chan, /b/
Stranger: asshole
Stranger: SB?
You: sb?
You: what the fucking is SB?
Stranger: tap
You: fap?
Stranger: yap
Stranger: are you chinese?
You: no
You: i am a sexual predator
Stranger: where you from?
You: yugg'th
Stranger: ?
You: you don't know lovecraft?
Stranger: sorry?
You: CHAT OVER!