Le frasi da NON dire quando si conosce una ragazza straniera

Siete già preoccupati per quando quest'estate andrete in mete esotiche e non sapete cosa dire alla ragazza del posto che avete tampinato da quando siete arivati ?

No problem!

Ecco il prontuario di finezze preso pari pari da un altro forum, per quanto tutte a sfondo sessuale alcune sono carine.

1. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day.
2. Nice legs...what time do they open?
3. Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package.
4. You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
5. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
6. I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
7. I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher: have you seen one?
8. I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
9. Want to play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.
10. I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Superdrug, so I could ride you all day long for 20p.
11. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.
12. I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.
13. Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heaven?
14. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
15. Are those real?
16. You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy.
17. I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.
18. If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.
19. (Look down at your crotch) Well It's not just going to suck itself.
20. You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.
21. You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?
22. F@# me if I'm wrong, but is your name Sherry Titsbottom?
23. Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.
24. My name is (name)...remember that, you'll be screaming it later.
25. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
26. Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
27. My friend wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.
28. Hi. The voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
29. My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to.
30. I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking?
31. If you were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet we could do it in public.
32. Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? Why? Don't you like pizza?
33. Baby, I'm an American Express lover...you shouldn't go home without me.
34. Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I???
35. Do you wash your knickers in Windex? Because I can see myself in them.
36. I lost my puppy. Can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
37. (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get you out of these wet clothes.

belle! in francese me le trovi??
Non tutte però!

resto in ita, per fortuna
I want to put my brioche in the middle of your cosc....

questa e' la piu bella
anzi secondo me avrebbe pure un certo successo
non dire mai, che non è il caso..
prova a respirar col nasooooo
non dire mai, non vale la pena
non si parla con la bocca piena


p.S. Amore, sai, ho l'aids !
Spero non sia un post offensivo in tal caso pregherei che venga cancellato solo il post e non venga intaccata la mia persona Meglio prevenire che curare
un tizio ke conosco ha detto a un'inglese femmina....
u like a italian minkia ?

e po se le kiavata...

a me non succede mai...azz..
> Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again? <


[ 13-06-2001: Message edited by: * * Eroes * * ]

MA daiiiii!!! Non ci credo!! Non è che era SORDA?? ..LoLs!