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You: Well , i dont really know. Anyway i have the map of this "freedom"
You: the world map. wanna see it?
Stranger: yes. pls
You: http://www.freedomhouse.org/template.cfm?page=363&year=2008
You: this is the 2008. in the 2009 there are some modifications
Stranger: so, the "freedom" is mainly in politics?
You: nope, in thinking and expressing i think
Stranger: i can't open that website
Ma son tutti brasiliani o olandesi?
Stasera su sta cosa ho consciuto
un cinese di 33 anni che mi dice che il matrimonio è brutto
un olandese di 21 anni, con cui abbiam parlato di calcio per mezzora
un tipo irlandese, compeltamente ubriaco che mi diceva che vedeva la luce bianca
e la tipa svedese aggiunta su fb molto carina! (nanny approved)
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Stranger: I'm hard
You: shit
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domani mi impegno con conversazioni decenti, ora sono cotto.
You: hi
Stranger: hi :]
Stranger: so
Stranger: you come here often?
You: I'm no stranger to love
You: you know the rules and so do I
You: a full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You: you wouldn't get this from any other guy
You: and you?
Stranger: not into commitment
Stranger: lol
You: I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
You: gotta make you understand
You: never gonna give you up
Stranger: why's that
You: never gonna let you down
Stranger: asl?
You: never gonna run around and desert you
You: 17 f ny
Stranger: hm
Stranger: female
You: we've know each other for so long
You: your heart's been aching
Stranger: has it
You: but you're too shy to say it
You: inside we both know what's been going on
You: we know the game and we're gonna play it
You: and you?
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basta, per oggi mi sono divertito abbastanza
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Stranger: als?
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un insegnante cinese che dice che la febbre suina è una punizione per quello che l'uomo fa alla Natura. ora lo stuzzico
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You: hey
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You: 25 male italy
Stranger: 16 f brazil
You: fffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
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fanculo s'è disconessa senza darmi pic


BSAYDGYASDGASYDGASYGHAHAHAHAH
Stranger: male or female ?
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: female
Stranger: from ?
You: my name is Otto and I am the Chancellor of Prussia
Stranger: oh...i drive an AUTO
You: woooow
You: REALLY?
Stranger: what a small world
You: yeah!
Stranger: where ya from AUTO
You: I invaded Paris in 1870
You: (and I'm not talking of Paris Hilton)
Stranger: I invaded Paris last year at the Hilton
You: my hobbies are fishticks, intertemporal voyages and dwarfish clowns
Stranger: it was a rear assault
You: wooow
You: did you use the heavy artillery?
Stranger: no, i use clowns
You: well I use Paris
Stranger: Paris is used
You: to fight the evil clowns
Stranger: to fight bad breathe
Stranger: she had vagina breathe
You: uhhh
You: bad thing
You: you should have killed her
Stranger: that depends
You: when women do that to me I say:
You: "HEY FUCKING UGLY BITCH SIT DOWN AND WAIT FOR MY COPIOUS SPERM"
Stranger: killings can only be performed by the Chancellor of Prussia
You: and then I beat them to death
You: with my prussian, diplomatic dick
Stranger: mommy
Stranger: mommy
Stranger: bedtime...damn
You: uhhh
You: what time is it?
You: it's 3.29 a.m. here
Stranger: 10:36
You: are you kidding me?
Stranger: you need a better clock
You: do you go to bed au 10.36?
Stranger: 10:36 PM
You: what are you, 7 years old?
Stranger: close
Stranger: 47
You: wow!
Stranger: WOW!
You: this reminds me
You: of then I repressed catholics
Stranger: me too
You: and I fought Austria-Hungary
Stranger: i was an alterboy
You: back in the glorious days of 1863
You: what's an alterboy?
Stranger: i went to be earlier in 1863
You: you know, I'm prussian, I cannot speak well
Stranger: you are english and you cannot speak well
You: no I'm prussian
You: I'm not those oversea scum
Stranger: you are a Texan
You: no
You: YOU are a texan
Stranger: or just stupid but nobody can tell the difference
You: I cannot be stupid
You: I won the nobel prize
Stranger: do you know Bush
You: yeah sure
Stranger: do you have a bush
You: Bush was the singer of Armored Saint
You: (and Anthrax)
Stranger: do you have a bush fire
You: I fight aborineges down in the bush
Stranger: I would love to see kates bush
You: yeah me too
Stranger: she fight down on her knees
You: on your knees, bitch!
Stranger: 10:40, we are now in overtime
You: that's what I always say
You: OH SHIT
You: MY HOUSE IS ON FIRE
Stranger: please deposit $0.25
You: call the police please!
Stranger: sure
You: I'm fucking burning
Stranger: they cant hear me
You: PLEASE
Stranger: how do you spell 911?
You: I am the only person who knows the exact location of Washington D.C.
You: I'm too important to die!
You: nein fir fir
Stranger: you are dead, your cofin has IP
You: what
Stranger: but only WEP
You: what's a WEP?
Stranger: if you had WPA2
Stranger: wireless encryption
You: omg you're an hacker!!1111one
Stranger: prussians are dumb
Stranger: i have hacked your computer
You: nooo please noooo :-C
Stranger: i am actually typing all of your messages now
Stranger: noooo
Stranger: please
You: it's true
Stranger: dont
Stranger: yes, i will
Stranger: no
Stranger: yes
You: I-AM-FUCKING-CONTROLLED
Stranger: oh stop it
Stranger: on your knees kate
You: Yes, My Master
You: *begs for sperm*
Stranger: you like sperm
You: I like my sperm
You: it's somewhat acid
Stranger: what about mine
You: I use it on salad
You: ehhhhh don't know... do you eat fruit?
Stranger: would you like mine on the installment plan
You: No thanks
You: I am REALLY BUSY at invading France
You: I must bring down Napoleon the Third
Stranger: they are closed now, use isle 3
You: woot
Stranger: did you pee?
You: probably
Stranger: i make that sound when i pee
You: there this big, huge, orange lake
Stranger: where?
You: near Salt Lake City
Stranger: i urine to see it
You: mmmh
You: just let me think
You: I am talking to you
You: you are astranger
You: my mom told me not to talk to strangers
You: but I am talking to you
You: so you're not a stranger
You: so I know you
You: are you my mom?
You: OH COME ON I NEED SOMEONE TO TEST WITH MY IRON LOGICS!
You: Rome wasn't built in one day, you know
You: I really like black bears
You: black bear is the most cool kind of bear ever been made
You: why having polar bears or grizzly when you can have a BLACK BEAR
Stranger: i am back
Stranger: i was with my lawyer
You: I bet you are from the mafia
Stranger: she gives good head
Stranger: at 425 per hour, she better
Stranger: will you answer two questions with honesty ?
You: sure
Stranger: age?
You: 22
Stranger: are you googling this one
You: googling what?
Stranger: good answer
Stranger: your age?
You: 22...
Stranger: you were taking way too long
Stranger: counting fingers and toes i figure
You: yeah
Stranger: i have lost you
You: :-C
Stranger: your are cheating on me
You: no I'm REALLY 22
Stranger:
Stranger: ok ok ok
Stranger: calm down
Stranger: sit ubu
You: I am calm
You: do you need anything?
Stranger: Chancellor of Prussia
You: (it's a little late by the way, its 3.47 a.m.)
You: Yes sir?
Stranger: 10:55
You: no it's 3.47 am
Stranger: Paris is 3:47am
You: yes
Stranger: Prussia is later
You: but I'm not in Prussia now you dumbass
You: I'm in Paris, I told ya
Stranger: leave my ass alone
Stranger: it is reseved
You: mmhhhhh
You: do you like Star Trek?
Stranger: you have crossed the line with that comment
Stranger: yes, doesnt everyone?
You: yeah I know
You: I was testing you
You: No
You: there are evil person
You: s
Stranger: except my kids, they dont
You: who don't enjoy ST at all
You: I was just talking about them
You: these damned bolsheviks
Stranger: i told you, my kids
Stranger: they must be evil
You: sure they are
You: If I were you I would drown them in the Gange
Stranger: are you their father
Stranger: will you fly me there
You: no
You: just use the rubin's shoes
You: and wish to be in India
Stranger: OMG
Stranger: i said OMG
Stranger: O M G
Stranger: dont you care
You: don't say blasphemy
Stranger: OOOOO
Stranger: MMMMMM
Stranger: GGGGG
Stranger: we are done
You: GODDAMN DON'T YOU DARE
Stranger: give me back the ring
You: no
Stranger: i hate your mother
You: which is your mother too
Stranger: except she does suck better than a lawyer
You: lawyers SUCK
Stranger: ok, i am ready for the next stranger...are you?
You: wait a moment
You: I want just to present myself
Stranger: i still love you and want to make a baby
You: *cough cough*
You: My name is Alejandro Don Diego de la Vega
Stranger: Chancellor of Prussia ?
You: and I am at your service, sir
Stranger: they call me Ted?
Stranger: Ted for short
You: really?
Stranger: no silly
You: ORLY?
You: I AM NOW READY
You: may god forgive us
Stranger: i was formally called Ted...no I am just a symbol that i can not find in my keyboard
You: you hear me?
You: I AM FORMALLY READYYYYYYY
Stranger: which wire?
Stranger: which wire?
Stranger: red?
You: the red one!
Stranger: blue?
You: YEAH!
You: RED RED
Stranger: NO
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0_o di che diavolo stavate parlando?

fatta una così tanto, per, ho beccato un tizio di singapore appena sveglio con cui ho disquisito di fusi orari.



questa cosa mi scimmierà almeno fino a domani mi sa
Stranger: hi
You: hi!
You: so?
You: what?
Stranger: penis
You: and?
Stranger: another penis
You: hum
You: it will be better
Stranger: i like it as penis with penis
sto chattando cone una ragazza 17enne brasiliana, non ci credo manco morto però mi ha dato i lcontatto msn, vediamo se riesco a postare un pò di pics or gtfo
io con un brasialino, ci stiam passando le foto dei piatti tipici e si parla di calcio (mi immagino con che faccia mi presento domani a lavoro, ve possino)
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yo dawg!
..sono SPAVENTATO dal livello di inglese qui e in chat, mammamiiiiiaaaaaa, brividi