Stranger: hi
Stranger: how are you
You: You are speaking with God. Make your questions mortal before i chage my idea.
You: You have been lucky mortal, i appear just once every 10.000 bilions of times in this galaxy.
You: Dont waste your opportunity to gain the knowledge.
Stranger: OMG i speak whit god
You: You are. You have 10 more minutes to spend with me.
You: Are you really so worthless or you have any question to make to me
Stranger: are you a guy or a girl
You: I have 4 sex. Next question.
Stranger: are you hot?
You: I have a penis, a vagina, two gzeismoz and one tit. I cant say if im horny or not cause i cant identify myself in your perceptive standards.
You: But, for what i see on your telecommunicational web, i'm probably the hottest thing an human has ever seen.
You: Go on, mortal.
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Porca puttana che schifo fa l'internet 2.0
Ai tempi sarebbe andata compeltamente diversamente.
Stranger: i rapped a monkey
You: hi
You: you rapped a monkey
You: ??
Stranger: yes
You: what did you sing about?
Stranger: don't cry for me argentina
You: you rapped a monkey about crying for argentina??
You: are you sure you RAPPED a monkey or did you RAPE a monkey?
Stranger: well it was so sad i had to rapp something
Stranger: both
You: o.. so you rapped while raping
You: HEY DAWG! WE PUT A MONKEY IN YOUR RAP SO YOU CAN RAPE WHILE YOU RAP!!
Stranger: SCHAPENVLEES dutch?
You: SCHAPENVLEES dutch!!!
Stranger: watte?
Stranger: are you dutch?
Stranger: halloww?
Stranger: SCHAPENVLEES dutch?
You: no i'm not dutch
You: i'm from outer space
Stranger: dan zoek ik jou niet xD
You: ET PHONE HOME!!!!
Stranger: SCHAPENVLEES dutch?
Stranger: dutch?
You: NO YOU AGAIN!!!
Stranger: oww ken ik jou
You: ET PHONE HOME!!!
Stranger: hate you
Stranger: bey
You: hi
You: where are you from?
Stranger: sıçtığın bokun olayım
You: no!! DID HE???
Stranger: kasılma lan
Stranger: ben rahat çıakrım
Stranger: usulca göt deliğini terk edeceğim
You: ou.. i understand... so after that you put a giant dildo in your anus and started to cry right?
Stranger: learn the difference
You: ih
Stranger: between human beigns and animals
You: humans can spell beings correctly
You: hi
You: you rapped a monkey
You: ??
Stranger: yes
You: what did you sing about?
Stranger: don't cry for me argentina
You: you rapped a monkey about crying for argentina??
You: are you sure you RAPPED a monkey or did you RAPE a monkey?
Stranger: well it was so sad i had to rapp something
Stranger: both
You: o.. so you rapped while raping
You: HEY DAWG! WE PUT A MONKEY IN YOUR RAP SO YOU CAN RAPE WHILE YOU RAP!!
Stranger: SCHAPENVLEES dutch?
You: SCHAPENVLEES dutch!!!
Stranger: watte?
Stranger: are you dutch?
Stranger: halloww?
Stranger: SCHAPENVLEES dutch?
You: no i'm not dutch
You: i'm from outer space
Stranger: dan zoek ik jou niet xD
You: ET PHONE HOME!!!!
Stranger: SCHAPENVLEES dutch?
Stranger: dutch?
You: NO YOU AGAIN!!!
Stranger: oww ken ik jou
You: ET PHONE HOME!!!
Stranger: hate you
Stranger: bey
You: hi
You: where are you from?
Stranger: sıçtığın bokun olayım
You: no!! DID HE???
Stranger: kasılma lan
Stranger: ben rahat çıakrım
Stranger: usulca göt deliğini terk edeceğim
You: ou.. i understand... so after that you put a giant dildo in your anus and started to cry right?
Stranger: learn the difference
You: ih
Stranger: between human beigns and animals
You: humans can spell beings correctly
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Stranger: hello
You: hello to you
Stranger: hey i am making a video 4 you tube is there anything u want 2 say?
You: sure
You: hi mom
Stranger: great response
Stranger: =)
You: i want my mom happy
You:
Stranger: good 4 u!!
You: good for her
Stranger: uh huh
You: sorry, my mom's swearing, i got to go
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You: hello to you
Stranger: hey i am making a video 4 you tube is there anything u want 2 say?
You: sure
You: hi mom
Stranger: great response
Stranger: =)
You: i want my mom happy
You:
Stranger: good 4 u!!
You: good for her
Stranger: uh huh
You: sorry, my mom's swearing, i got to go
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You: Hi mate
Stranger: canım dediklerim
You: chupa
Stranger: cheers mate
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You: Hi mate
Stranger: canım dediklerim
You: chupa
Stranger: cheers mate
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You: Hi
Stranger: hi, I'm gay..do you wanna talk to me?
You: yes
Stranger: thnx:X:X:X:X:X:X:X:X:X:X
Stranger: xoxo
You: but
You: Butt
You: i'm etero... do you REALLY wanna talk with me?
Stranger: yes
You: ok ahr ahr ahr
You: can i call you brenda?
Stranger: yes
You: Ok where are you from Brenda?
Stranger: italy
You: So Brenda... quando hai scoperto che ti piace il pesce?
Stranger: i'm not from italy
Stranger: i was joking
You: I know
You: So Brenda where are you from?
Stranger: paris
You: So Brenda... quand as-tu dcouvert qu'il te plait le poisson?
Stranger: je n`aime pas le poisson
You: Non? et le cigar avec le mustaches?
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You: Hi
Stranger: hi, I'm gay..do you wanna talk to me?
You: yes
Stranger: thnx:X:X:X:X:X:X:X:X:X:X
Stranger: xoxo
You: but
You: Butt
You: i'm etero... do you REALLY wanna talk with me?
Stranger: yes
You: ok ahr ahr ahr
You: can i call you brenda?
Stranger: yes
You: Ok where are you from Brenda?
Stranger: italy
You: So Brenda... quando hai scoperto che ti piace il pesce?
Stranger: i'm not from italy
Stranger: i was joking
You: I know
You: So Brenda where are you from?
Stranger: paris
You: So Brenda... quand as-tu dcouvert qu'il te plait le poisson?
Stranger: je n`aime pas le poisson
You: Non? et le cigar avec le mustaches?
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et le cigar avec le mustaches?
mi ha addato su fb una messicana di 14 conosciuta su omegle
mi sento un cazzo di pedofilo...
mi sento un cazzo di pedofilo...
lo sei
eh no cazzo, non così di botto che sto male
Cha palle ho beccato un'americana che sta in marina e già ero gasatissimo nel vederla in uniformi succinte... è brutta come la fame, pare tipo il Quasimodo di Disney.
è bellissimo vedere la frustrazione di questa gente che dopo averti chiesto il sesso se gli dici uomo stacca e se gli dici donna stacca uguale perchè tanto sei fake 
a uno ho chiesto se è maschio o femmina
dopo avermi risposto maschio mi ha detto
ora tocca salutarci eh allora
dopo avermi risposto maschio mi ha detto
ora tocca salutarci eh allora
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You: ciao
Stranger: hi
Stranger: where are you from
You: italy
Stranger: i think you are man
You: yes sir
Stranger: me too
Stranger: how old are you
You: 25 yo
You: sir
Stranger: 23
You: passive?
Stranger: what does it mean passive
You: do you take it or do you give it?
Stranger: take it
You: nice
You: i like it
Stranger: nice
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You: ciao
Stranger: malatyalı
You: sbutinato?
Stranger: english
Stranger: speak
Stranger: ok
You: ok english come se fosse scappellato a destra
Stranger: from?
You: turkey
Stranger: haha
Stranger: ne kasıyosun o zaman canım
You: non regge la storia che sono turco?
You: lol
You: ok
You: i'm portuguese
Stranger: great tast of music u have
Stranger: afferin
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Stranger: hey
Stranger: male female?
You: Hi, i'm captain Falcon, from nintendo 64
Che gente limitata ç_ç
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Stranger: hey
Stranger: male female?
You: Hi, i'm captain Falcon, from nintendo 64
Che gente limitata ç_ç
You: Hi, i'm captain Falcon, from nintendo 64
Stranger: hi, i want sex u
You: yeah, me too, try a falcon punch in your ass?
Stranger: fuck u fag boy
You: You suck - FAAAALCOOOOONNNN PUUUUNCHHHHHHHH
You: from ngi?
Stranger: i fucked ur mum, i killed you r gran, you fuckin waste of space
You: I started to colonize your planer
You: planet*
You: you must cry like a baby
You: if you want my Falcon Punch to go away from your ass
Stranger: your a fucked up fat start trek geek and a fucking spacka
Stranger: wanker that you are
Funny ''From ngi?''
Stranger: hi, i want sex u
You: yeah, me too, try a falcon punch in your ass?
Stranger: fuck u fag boy
You: You suck - FAAAALCOOOOONNNN PUUUUNCHHHHHHHH
You: from ngi?
Stranger: i fucked ur mum, i killed you r gran, you fuckin waste of space
You: I started to colonize your planer
You: planet*
You: you must cry like a baby
You: if you want my Falcon Punch to go away from your ass
Stranger: your a fucked up fat start trek geek and a fucking spacka
Stranger: wanker that you are
Funny
''From ngi?''
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Stranger: hey stranger
Stranger: knock knock
Stranger: whos there
Stranger: disco
Stranger: disco who
Stranger: disconnect
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Stranger: hey stranger
Stranger: knock knock
Stranger: whos there
Stranger: disco
Stranger: disco who
Stranger: disconnect
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