La uppate da qualche parte e mi mandate un pm? Da qui non riesco a vederla e non so perché, mi darà 0.5 K di banda su quel server 
sarà pieno di invasati che faranno f5 per vedere le madonne
comunque hanno ragione, bisogna preservare la bestemmia
Compra una Ferrari e la fonde dopo mezz'ora.
http://www.repubblica.it/2009/05/motori/maggio2-09/fuoco-ferrari-09/fuoco-ferrari-09.html
Forte Repubblica, sempre sul''attualità.
http://www.repubblica.it/2009/05/motori/maggio2-09/fuoco-ferrari-09/fuoco-ferrari-09.html
Forte Repubblica, sempre sul''attualità.
Woman Dies After Using Jackhammer As Dildo
ARNDALE, OK – Sheriff’s investigators have closed the unsettling case of a 49-year-old female construction worker found dead in her driveway after a neighbor witnessed her using a high-powered jackhammer to pleasure herself.
After a two-day investigation in which officials initially suspected foul play–Shirley Dent’s death on May 1 has now been ruled an accident “after severe internal distress induced by the machine was discovered,” Det.-Sgt. Karl Sprout of the Alpara County Sheriff’s Office said yesterday.
On May 1, a neighbor witnessed a naked Ms. Dent in her driveway “struggling to direct a jackhammer toward her mid-section.” The alarmed neighbor notified police after hearing ear-splitting moans of distress that carried over the raucous jackhammer. Authorities arrived at the scene to an unresponsive Ms. Dent, who was then transported to West Grenier Hospital where she was pronounced dead shortly thereafter.
The recently divorced Ms. Dent had been questioned by authorities three times over the past month after neighbors complained of her running a prostitution ring from her home. Records also show that Ms. Dent supplemented her income as the sole proprietor of a sex toy distributor.
Ms. Dent’s alleged extracurricular activities appear to be unrelated to her death. A neighbor who declined to be identified said, “She was a horny lady, especially after her husband moved out. My family could hear moans coming from her place all the time.”
http://decentcommunity.org/2009/05/05/women-dies-after-using-jackhammer-as-dildo/
ARNDALE, OK – Sheriff’s investigators have closed the unsettling case of a 49-year-old female construction worker found dead in her driveway after a neighbor witnessed her using a high-powered jackhammer to pleasure herself.
After a two-day investigation in which officials initially suspected foul play–Shirley Dent’s death on May 1 has now been ruled an accident “after severe internal distress induced by the machine was discovered,” Det.-Sgt. Karl Sprout of the Alpara County Sheriff’s Office said yesterday.
On May 1, a neighbor witnessed a naked Ms. Dent in her driveway “struggling to direct a jackhammer toward her mid-section.” The alarmed neighbor notified police after hearing ear-splitting moans of distress that carried over the raucous jackhammer. Authorities arrived at the scene to an unresponsive Ms. Dent, who was then transported to West Grenier Hospital where she was pronounced dead shortly thereafter.
The recently divorced Ms. Dent had been questioned by authorities three times over the past month after neighbors complained of her running a prostitution ring from her home. Records also show that Ms. Dent supplemented her income as the sole proprietor of a sex toy distributor.
Ms. Dent’s alleged extracurricular activities appear to be unrelated to her death. A neighbor who declined to be identified said, “She was a horny lady, especially after her husband moved out. My family could hear moans coming from her place all the time.”
http://decentcommunity.org/2009/05/05/women-dies-after-using-jackhammer-as-dildo/
Hanno utilizzato materiali economici della Tata?
Oppure ha fuso lei?
secondo me era abituata al cambio automatico e non sapeva cambiare
mio dio che dolore, che cazzo di dolore
nessuno commenta questa?
Mio Dio! Incredibile! Ma nemmeno nei film di rainbou...
occazz me l'ero persa... beh, che devo dire, darwin awards... vincerebbe a mani basse
O.o
Io canto ai funerali della mia parrocchia.
Pagherei per vedere il mio parroco fare l'elegia funebre dopo una morte del genere.
"E' stata strappata dall'amore dei suoi cari per un martellone pneumatico che gli ha sparato milioni di joule sulle tube di falloppio. Ma noi preghiamo!"
E robe del genere.
Gesù mio... Paradossale il tutto.
Pagherei per vedere il mio parroco fare l'elegia funebre dopo una morte del genere.
"E' stata strappata dall'amore dei suoi cari per un martellone pneumatico che gli ha sparato milioni di joule sulle tube di falloppio. Ma noi preghiamo!"
E robe del genere.
Gesù mio... Paradossale il tutto.
Non direbbero un cazzo, tranquillo
http://www.corriere.it/esteri/09_maggio_21/nuova_zelanda_fugge_coppia_54e30f30-45e5-11de-8c01-00144f02aabc.shtml
Cavoli lo farei anche io!!
Cavoli lo farei anche io!!
Malloggo sarebbe Malloppo.... non è che me lo correggete 
cos'è malloggo ?
ma aspetta che te lo chieda prima di rispondermi
ma aspetta che te lo chieda prima di rispondermi
e' + bello malloggo
tra l'altro la distanza tra la p e la g non e' che sia cosi' poca...
tra l'altro la distanza tra la p e la g non e' che sia cosi' poca...
beh, in effetti la p e la g son molto vicine sulla tastiera...