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Old 19th September 2018, 19:22   #1
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Old 19th September 2018, 19:25   #2
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Old 19th September 2018, 19:31   #3
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Old 19th September 2018, 19:38   #4
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E bisogna imparare il nuovo linguaggio di programmazione C+=

https://github.com/ErisBlastar/cplusequality

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Anything that can be construed as misogynist will be corrected, thus:

private == privileged
printf(); == yell();
class Foo{}; == social_construct Foo{};
#include == #consider
break; == leave;
if() == check()
for() == check()
while() == check()
sin(x) == biotruth(x)
div == unite
'y's are strictly prohibited when naming variables; only 'x's are allowed
The third example above might seem to contradict with item 5 under Philosophy, namely that there should be no class hierarchy in C+=. This, however, is completely intended, and is in fact an example of the feminist paralogicality of this language.

Every program needs to be prefixed by, in addition to the license, a disclaimer: "If this program fails to operate, it is due the Patriarchy backfiring upon itself, and no refunds will be issued."

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Old 19th September 2018, 19:41   #5
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Old 19th September 2018, 19:43   #7
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Old 19th September 2018, 19:51   #8
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E bisogna imparare il nuovo linguaggio di programmazione C+=

https://github.com/ErisBlastar/cplusequality

Basic language style
Anything that can be construed as misogynist will be corrected, thus:

private == privileged
printf(); == yell();
class Foo{}; == social_construct Foo{};
#include == #consider
break; == leave;
if() == check()
for() == check()
while() == check()
sin(x) == biotruth(x)
div == unite
'y's are strictly prohibited when naming variables; only 'x's are allowed
The third example above might seem to contradict with item 5 under Philosophy, namely that there should be no class hierarchy in C+=. This, however, is completely intended, and is in fact an example of the feminist paralogicality of this language.

Every program needs to be prefixed by, in addition to the license, a disclaimer: "If this program fails to operate, it is due the Patriarchy backfiring upon itself, and no refunds will be issued."



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Old 19th September 2018, 20:06   #9
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Ma se è tutta ideologia com’è che gente come il creatore del video prendono solo pizze in faccia e fanno la figura dei coglioni ogni volta che escono fuori dai loro safe space?

Boh sti video mi paiono una chiara espressione di gente che emotivamente non è capace di sostenere i fatti e che l’unico modo di rispondere che hanno è quello di una conspirazione che non esiste

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Old 19th September 2018, 20:08   #10
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ma che video e' il primo?

dovrebbe essere in qualche modo parodistico?
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Old 19th September 2018, 20:12   #11
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ma che video e' il primo?

dovrebbe essere in qualche modo parodistico?
Sì è abbastanza old, l'ho visto tempo fa. Si crede parodistico ed è puro ritardo mentale

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Old 19th September 2018, 20:14   #12
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Basato sulla realta'... WHOOOPS.
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Old 19th September 2018, 20:15   #13
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Calmo, e' un sito satirico.




Basato sulla realta'... WHOOOPS.
https://www.hastac.org/blogs/ari-sch...languages#tips




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Old 19th September 2018, 20:15   #14
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Gli alt right hanno seri problemi comunque, "cerca di rispettare la gente e non disumanizzarli per come sono nati" viene letto come "se fai una domanda mi offendo".
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Old 19th September 2018, 20:18   #15
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Calmo, e' un sito satirico.




Basato sulla realta'... WHOOOPS.
https://www.hastac.org/blogs/ari-sch...languages#tips
È un blog post di un dottorando che risale al 2013

Dovrebbe provare cosa esattamente?

Tra l’altro cosa c’è di sbagliato in quel progetto?
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